We say

"So, wax grandiloquent about current events and controversial subjects but no lewd or offensive language allowed."
Perhaps this was/is too general?
What would you propose?
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Here is my homework, Ms. Nelson.

A. WAX=v.i. (esp of the moon) to increase in size and brilliance until full. (rhet) to grow, to become (as specified) to wax eloquent. Pg. 1114

GRANDILOQUENT=(adj) pompous and overeloquent in style or delivery Pg. 415

“So, wax grandiloquent about current events and controversial subjects. This is a family oriented site so all posts containing lewd or offensive language will be deleted.”

B. lewd= offending modesty, indecent, lascivious Pg. 569

“So, wax grandiloquent about current events and controversial subjects. This is a family oriented site so all posts containing offensive and indecent language will be deleted.”

C. monitor= (n) a pupil appointed to assist in keeping discipline etc. a person who or an instrument that monitors a broadcast or telephone communication //any of several large tropical lizards or genus etc., Pg. 645

“So, we welcome you to take your best shot about current events and controversial subjects. However, since this is a family oriented site, all post containing offensive and indecent language WILL BE DELETED. This is a monitored board. Enjoy.”

New Webster’s Dictionary and Thesaurus of the English Language
Revised and updated 1992

As always,
BB
Thanks for the learning experience. Fun.
(I hope the other kids say they left theirs home on the kitchen table, or perhaps the dog ate it or their mom washed it in their clothes last night but (sigh) I know Angela is gonna have hers. Shut!!)