Howard, these are YOUR words: "I would, but I know [if you don't] that you are simply trying to change the subject [an 80's conservative tactic].

Well, I could argue that you don't know me like that, but I have a feeling that it would be like arguing with a doorknob [which, by the way, at least knows what its role is].

I made a mistake, I acknowledged I made a mistake, but obviously YOU, in your infinite wisdom, require something more. Please let me know what that something is.